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| I have succumb to the 24 craze. While Jack Bauer is a flawed hero, I was also informed earlier this week that in real life, Kiefer Sutherland is gay. To all you 24 fans out there, do not fret. Following such an outrageously blasphemous statement, as with the haters of MacGyver, this individual was promptly hung by their underwear on the branch of a tree. | | |
| In the spirit of the holiday season, here is one sweet musackk attack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJK5yO37hA4 | | |
| I was sitting on a shuttle bus the other day, when a crop of about15-20 little kids got on the bus from their field trip to see "HappyFeet" at Chinook Centre.
I was delighted upon listening to the social conciousness in the 6-7 year olds' conversation:
Kid 1: I'm sooo squished!
Kid 2: Yeah, me too!
Kid 1: I wish I was a transformer right now.
Kid 2: Really? How come?
Kid 1: If I was a transformer I could transform into a big bus that could fit everyone- So no one would be squished.
Kid 2: ooh yeah, I wanna be a transformer too.
Upon further reflection, this young boy's desire for the common good and concern for dignity of all human beings, raised an equally important question of philosophically catastrophic proportions in my mind:
If I were a transformer, what would I want to be?
I have decided that I would want to be a vending machine. I, and those around me would never go hungry.
Free candy and soda for all!
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| ahh. please refer to pea_tear_tea's page. i read and heard about something hilarious. i'm not sure if i'm at liberty to divulge any information; however, if you go to the source, i'm pretty sure he will enlighten you with some of the concrete facts regarding this amusing story. at times, i find humor at the expense of others. specifically, older, fatter, balder siblings. anywho, today was a good day. i realized that i'm quite fond of car washes. my car was getting so dirty on the outside, that i almost couldn't see out my windows. next time i get it that dirty, i must remember to write a clever phrase in the dirt on the back of my car: like 'bite me' or 'this car is really dirty' suggestions :)???? | | |
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